Saturday, June 21, 2008

NO!

Ok, guys, so this isn't even funny. If crocs weren't bad enough, now there is a whole line of "croc accessories" called Jibbitz. It wasn't enough to be wearing colorful foam gardening clogs in other places than your garden, now you have to make them sparkle and shine to be even more unique than all your other friends WHO ARE ALSO WEARING GARDENING CLOGS TO OTHER PLACES THAN THEIR GARDENS. The best part of the Jibbitz site has to be "Stylizer." The "Stylizer" is a tool where you can play virtual dress-up with your crocs and see how your Harry Potter jibbitz fare against a variety of backdrops including a sand dune, a forest trail, a snowy valley (HA!), and, I'm not kidding you, the surface of the moon. Your crocs, "enhanced" by your professional sports-themed jibbitz, can go anywhere, hopefully even to the grave.

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