"1958 glass butt plug?"

This is a post to a message board on SteadyHealth.com. The title was, "1958 glass butt plug?"

I just found out that my 98 year old grandfather has been using a glass butt plug to help him have a bowl movement since 1958. Well his broke and he wants me to find him a new one. Has anyone ever heard of this or what I can do to help him? I have to admit it is very embarassing asking for help at the local pharmacy. They told me to go to the Porn Store. He is 98 and very set in his ways.

Can you imagine what kind of shape a 50 year old butt plug would be in? How did he break it? Hopefully there was no glass splintering into his sphincter. I wonder if he had a little velvet box that he kept it in or something creepy like that. Makes you wonder how many old people are wandering around wearing butt plugs this very moment... "Very set in his ways?" Don't seem like his bowels are (har har). Just for the record, no one has responded to this woman's post.

NO!

Ok, guys, so this isn't even funny. If crocs weren't bad enough, now there is a whole line of "croc accessories" called Jibbitz. It wasn't enough to be wearing colorful foam gardening clogs in other places than your garden, now you have to make them sparkle and shine to be even more unique than all your other friends WHO ARE ALSO WEARING GARDENING CLOGS TO OTHER PLACES THAN THEIR GARDENS. The best part of the Jibbitz site has to be "Stylizer." The "Stylizer" is a tool where you can play virtual dress-up with your crocs and see how your Harry Potter jibbitz fare against a variety of backdrops including a sand dune, a forest trail, a snowy valley (HA!), and, I'm not kidding you, the surface of the moon. Your crocs, "enhanced" by your professional sports-themed jibbitz, can go anywhere, hopefully even to the grave.